orcbulge:

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

(via unescapable)

wierdrocks:

killerkitty707:

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

(via toastybeverage)

rcktpwr:

a pussy for your thoughts….

(via jukebox-kitten)

longnuts:

moonlandingwasfaked:

rcktpwr:

rcktpwr:

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

please for the love of GOD stay safe

did you just tell yourself to stay safe

Self care

(via jukebox-kitten)

dancingismycupoftea:

klubbhead:

klubbhead:

I’m not sorry.

I love all of these can we start using them?

(via jukebox-kitten)